Hear Valerie Nies’ tale of temptations, escape, and ink in her story, The Breakup Tattoo.
Valerie Nies is a comedian, writer, and breakfast lover. Her humor writing has appeared in McSweeney’s and Reductress, and her sketch comedy has appeared on Huffington Post, Bitch Media, and Salon. She would like a dog but is afraid of commitment. She would also like some extra cash. If you have a dog that you can pay her to walk, please let her know.